Joe Flacco Went All Out Celebrating Big Contract with Sweatpants, Dunkin Donuts
By Kyle Koster

Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco agreed to a lucrative new contract yesterday that will keep in him Baltimore until 2021. But if you think a bigger paycheck is going to change him, think again.
Flacco, who celebrated his 2013 contract by driving to McDonald’s and ordering chicken nuggets, continued his tradition of moderately slovenly behavior Wednesday.
Example 1: wearing sweatpants to a press conference.
Flacco’s version of mullet (buisiness up front, party in back). He’s got suit up top and sweatpants on the bottom. pic.twitter.com/ieaR4x7Fje
— Sarah Ellison (@sgellison) March 2, 2016
Example 2: hitting up yet another fast-food restaurant.
No McDonalds for @TeamFlacco this time after signing his new deal. We are at @DunkinBaltimore getting #someJoeforJoe pic.twitter.com/coUSANvzHD
— Chad Steele (@CSteele32) March 2, 2016
If nothing else Flacco is living the dream of college bros everywhere who long to do the same things they do now while adding several figures to their income — outside of the whole subjecting their bodies to brutal punishment thing.