Lance Stephenson's Tenure As a Memphis Grizzly Has Been Nothing Short of Spectacular
By Rob Perez
As you know by now: ‘Shaqtin a Fool’ Hall-of-Famer Lance Stephenson is now on his fourth team in the last two+ seasons. He isn’t getting passed around the league like a Marijuana roach inside a frat house at 3 AM on Saturday for nothing — he is, after all: Lance Stephenson.
What I mean strongy that is Lance is going to Lance and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. I like to refer to this as The Lance Stephenson Experience™
This is a man who wears Frozen-branded timberlands with his nickname “Born Ready” plastered on his wall.
As for the basketball player Lance Stephenson, he is like … KINDA KILLIN IT!!!!
With the Memphis Grizzlies team completely crippled and struggling to field the NBA minimum of eight active players per game due to injuries — Lance’s (borderline insane) offense has been an absolute god-send.
The Grizzlies’ injury situation has gotten so bad this is where we are at
Dave Joerger on his latest plan (with mounting injuries): "Now, we’ll just give it to Lance (Stephenson) and get out of the way.”
— Chris Vivlamore (@CVivlamoreAJC) March 13, 2016
In Friday’s 121-114 overtime win against the New Orleans Pelicans, Sir Lance-alot recorded
- Career-high 33 points (12-20 FG)
- 7 Rebounds
- 4 Assists
- 2 Steals
and a block in 38 minutes of play. But, in true Lance fashion: only he could have a career-best game while simultaneously making every blooper reel in America multiple times the same week.
FOREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Michael Jordan 2.0
" LANCE A MAKE EM DANCE pic.twitter.com/AzIYAkiogs — Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) February 21, 2016 "
Almost!
Alley-oop here we go weeeeee!!!!
He doesn’t hold the New York City High School record for most points scored ever for nothin’!
Win or Lose, just remember … for the rest of this NBA season in Memphis: LANCE GONNA MAKE EM DANCE!!!!!
P.S. If you’re in the mood for a bonus music remix, unmute this!