New U.S. Soccer Jerseys Celebrate The Red, Black, and Blue

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U.S. Soccer revealed its USMNT and USWNT jerseys for Copa America Centenario and the 2016 Summer Olympics respectively. Rush and buy the new ones now, lest you look gauche in your now outdated shirt.

The white looks like England, with baby blue sleeves. We’re not sure why Nike opted for black, instead of classic, always fetching Navy. We would have just kept the red and white hoops as a distinctive, permanent feature.

That said, America was still able to rally behind the White, Black, and Neon Yellow at the Women’s World Cup last summer. These jerseys won’t assault your television optics. Wearing one won’t make you look like a complete doofus or a popsicle.