Baseball is a Serious Game Where Grown Men Smush Pies In Each Other's Faces

Matt Wieters drove in the game-winning run in the bottom of the 9th on Monday to give the Baltimore Orioles a season-opening win over the Minnesota Twins. Since baseball is a serious business with a bunch of stodgy unwritten rules, Adam Jones celebrated by smashing a pie in Wieters’ face during a postgame interview. There are 161 games remaining in the Orioles’ season.

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