Pete Rose Sorry for Shooting JFK, According to Autographed Baseball

Any chance Pete Rose had to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame is now gone for good. There is simply no way Major League Baseball is going to allow the second shooter from the grassy knoll to ruin Cooperstown’s hallowed halls.

Because Rose seems like a guy who would write almost anything on a baseball for money, there’s a small chance his assassination admission isn’t grounded in truth.

As a nation we need to see how far we can push the envelope with these inscriptions. If I’m a homicide detective I’m taking some balls out to him in the hopes of clearing all my pending homicides in an afternoon.

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