Indians Fans Appear to Enjoy Intimate Activity in Progressive Field Nosebleeds

It appears a man and woman had a section of seats to themselves in the upper deck of Progressive Field today. It appears they opted to sit really close to each other. Like, really, really close.

Whatever they were doing during the Indians’ victory over the Mets, it caused an usher to investigate. One fellow patron had a theory.

They were probably just keeping score in one program if you ask us. What could possibly be more exciting than a mid-April interleague matchup?

Rest our case.