LeBron James Won't Be On Social Media For a While

LeBron James has activated his “Zero Dark Thirty-23.” He won’t be using social media during the playoffs, which surely will make the difference for the Cavaliers beating either the Warriors or the Spurs.

Fans may have to do without LeBron subtweeting teammates or shilling for Nike until June. No word on whether LeBron going dark precludes sliding into anyone’s DMs or liking perfect booties.