25 Potential NFL Draft Pick Quarterbacks Ranked*

The NFL Draft is tonight and that means that teams will be drafting college quarterbacks in hopes of turning around their franchise. Some of those quarterbacks are nearly anonymous and will have good careers. Some are well-known and will suck. There’s almost no rhyme or reason to who will be good. I don’t follow college football and have no real opinions on any of these people. Still, we should probably explore how likely these guys are to actually exist.

These Guys Definitely Exist
1. Cardale Jones – Went to Ohio State. Wasn’t there to play school.

2. Carson Wentz – Went to North Dakota. Is from North Dakota. Is very tough as things are in North Dakota where it is cold, unlike many other states in America. Joe Flacco-esque.

3. Jared Goff – Potential high draft pick who went to a college. Probably.

4. Jeff Driskel – Used to play at Florida where he dated a cheerleader. I honestly thought he had already gone undrafted in a previous year. Guess not.

They transferred, didn’t they?
5. Everett Golson – Notre Dame from Ohio State? Or Florida State? To Florida State? From Notre Dame?

6. Vernon Adams Jr. – Transferred to Oregon from a school that was not Oregon. He was supposed to be a replacement for Marcus Mariota which means he’s probably… fast.

These guys are quarterbacks who went to college. Definitely.

7. Paxton Lynch – The Saints want him.
8. Connor Cook – He attended Michigan State.
9. Christian Hackenberg – Penn State.
10. Dak Prescott – Somewhere in the south. Give me a minute. Maroon. Mississippi State? Got punched or punched someone in a parking lot? [editor’s note: got attacked at Spring Break in Panama City]
11. Trevone Boykin – TCU!
12. Joel Stave – Somewhere in the B1G.

Sounds kind of familiar.
13. Jacob Coker – SEC?
14. Nate Sudfield – B1G?

Never heard of him. Might not really exist, but will probably start 3 games for the Bills this season either way.

15. Jacoby Brissett
16. Kevin Hogan
17. Brandon Allen
18. Brandon Doughty
19. Cody Kessler
20. Matt Johnson
21. Travis Wilson
22. Jake Rudock
23. Max Wittek

Be honest, you made up those names, didn’t you?

24. Wes Lunt
25. Chuckie Keeton