Unregulated Warren G Butchers 7th Inning Stretch

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If you want do a proper rendition of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” you can’t be any geek off the street. You gotta have the lyrics handy, if you know what I mean. Earn your keep.

On Friday we found out what the Chicago Cubs would do for a Warren G cut, when they handed over the seventh-inning stretch to the G-Child. The tradition is as American as the blues, as American as apple pie.

The question is, why doesn’t Warren G know the song?

The lyrics are wrong, the beat is wrong, the crowd can’t seem to follow along. If only Nate Dogg had been around to save it …