Adam LaRoche "On His Way to Mexico To Bust Drug Dealers" Per Dan Haren
By Ty Duffy

Adam LaRoche is staying busy during his self-imposed baseball retirement, lending his unique skillset toward solving intractable world problems.
In November, LaRoche did his part to tackle the sex trade in Southeast Asia. Now, sans sidekick Drake, he appears to be heading to Mexico to take on the drug cartels.
Had dinner with @e3laroche last night. He's on his way to Mexico to bust drug dealers.. #America.....And no, Drake isn't going.
— dan haren (@ithrow88) May 2, 2016
Not in need of the patented Adam LaRoche touch are the Chicago White Sox, who have the best record in the American League at 18-8, despite playing 17/26 thus far on the road.