Lenny Dykstra Joined Twitter In The Most Lenny Dykstra Way Possible

Lenny Dykstra was a no-nonsense, fan-favorite and three-time All-Star during during a 12-year career in Major League Baseball who then parlayed his big-league career into success as a financial advisor to athletes. He was worth as much as $58 million in 2008, then filed for bankruptcy in 2009. Dykstra is also a convicted felon who served six months in federal prison for grand theft auto and filing a false financial statement, was accused of indecent exposure and has been sued more than two dozen times. So yeah, he’s a “colorful” guy.

Well, the 53-year-old Dykstra signed up for Twitter on Tuesday and announced his presence in the most “Lenny Dykstra way” possible:

I think it’s safe to say Twitter is about to get a whole lot more interesting.