Dennis Leebow, Steel Magnate / Cavs Superfan, Has a Leg Up On Life

Dennis Leebow is a rich Cleveland Cavaliers fan. Presumably a staple at The Q, Busted Coverage noticed his model girlfriend behind the Raptors bench during game 1 and now the Internet will get to know Leebow, an eccentric steel magnate. Look, here he is challenging LeBron to… something… while holding two giant misshapen marbles.

As I scrolled through his Instagram, I noticed that’s one of the few pictures where he doesn’t have a leg lifted in some kind of yoga power pose.

Here he is in an old picture, standing on his boat. It’s a blurry picture because they had one shot at it. Golden Hour was ending and time is money. Don’t worry, there will be more boat pictures.

In this one, he strikes a pose with some fresh cut flowers.

I can’t tell for sure, but I’d bet his right leg is in the air and pressed firmly against the back of that guitar. If you were wondering why George Harrison’s guitar was gently weeping, it’s because Dennis Leebow was dominating it.

Back on the boat.

Driving the boat. (“Oh, I didn’t hear you come in.”)

On the boat.

Nearly a year went by and then he posted a blurry version of the flower picture.

Even in this picture of him standing on his lawn in front of his collection of cars, his leg is fighting to step on something… anything.

Art!

Dominating flowers!

Blurred art!

Even sitting down while chilling.

Shark attack!

That’s why they’re a perfect match.

One foot out the door.

Back on the boat!

Functional living room ball.

Are we almost done?

Seriously, we get it.

Oh lord. Filters. Did we just discover filters?

Finally, it’s over.