NCAA Takes a Hard Line Stance Against Prop Comedy in the Dugout
By Kyle Koster
The NCAA plans to crack down on dugout props during the Women’s College World Series, which means masks, Hula skirts, beads and other wacky accoutrements will no longer be welcome.
In a move that would greatly distress Carrot Top, the NCAA intends to enforce Rule 3.1.2 which states, “Coaches are responsible for ensuring that their players are legally equipped and properly attired to reflect a positive image of the game. Uniforms, accessories and equipment (including batting gloves that must be worn, carried in the hands or put out of sight in pockets) must be worn properly and as designed.”
The increased attention to uniformity comes after North Alabama, an especially kooky squad, defeated West Texas in the Division II tournament.
"The squad is notable for its hijinx, bringing a cornucopia of random items into the dugout, including sombreros, inflatable fish and reindeer antlers."
Of all the sentences you’ll read today, that’s going to be among the best.
It’s believed Division I will also make the enforcement of Rule 3.1.2 a priority. How this will impact the television ratings remains to be seen.
While this does seem like an example of the Fun Police getting serious on victimless crime, I think I support it. It’s a sporting event, not a costume party. At a certain point the whole charade becomes a little too ridiculous.
This goes to my larger belief on the “make baseball fun again movement.” There are plenty of ways to have fun playing the sport without dropping down to the lowest rung on the comedy ladder.