Roundup: Penguins Party Hard, NBA Finals Recap, MySpace Hacked

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Katrina Bowden … Uber is helping drivers get leases … Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris broke up … bank robber with fake bomb … man spends 5-months at Rikers for unpaid bail of $2 … learn more about brains … the most popular baby names by state … your first audible look at Profits of Rage … restaurant accuses Yelper of pooping pants … former pension fund CEO gets jail time for taking bribes … man who got the first penis transplant has been released from the hospital … man arrested after police recognized him from a rap video … men wearing sausage necklaces incite brawl at vegan cafe … a super weird and insider-y story from Washington, D.C. … bad grades allegedly motivated a murder-suicide at UCLA yesterday … MySpace was hacked … 

Seth Meyers put the best Lonely Island Digital Shorts in a bracket and made the SNL staff pick winners. I’m both very impressed and depressed by this story. [Vulture]

Staged patriotism and cops singing the National Anthem stifle black athletes. [Breitbart]

Warren Sapp explains why he didn’t approve of Timmy Jernigan’s tribute. [CSN Mid Atlantic]

Former NHL enforcer struggling to care for himself. [New York Times]

Joe Pos on “Hamilton.” [JoePosnanski]

Penguins win game 2, take a 2-0 series lead in the Stanley Cup Finals. [ESPN]

Party hard, Penguins fans. [Digital Trends]

A look back at the fascinating life of Bison Dele. [SI]

Medical records were stolen from the car of a Washington athletic trainer and most of the NFL had their privacy breached. [Deadspin]

Mitch Williams’ claims against Deadspin have been dismissed. [Hardball Talk]

Will Smith’s BAC was 3x the legal limit when he was shot. [Times-Picayune]

Broncos’ receiver Cody Latimer arrested for unpaid parking ticket after domestic dispute. [9news]

Michigan quarterback charged with altering his driver’s license. [MLive]

Memphis owes millions to NBA players. [Commercial Appeal]

The Ali Act was introduced to Congress with hopes that it would be extended to include mixed martial artists. [ESPN]

Adult Swim made another super long viral video.

Jiminy Glick returned to interview Larry David.

Remember the 2015 NBA Finals? Here’s a refresher before they renew their series tonight.

More cars being dropped out of buildings in Cleveland for Fast 8.