Marlins Man Invokes World War II, Calls Indians Fans 'Losers with a Keyboard'
By Tully Corcoran
Marlins Man. You know Marlins Man. Everybody knows Marlins Man, the eccentric Florida lawyer who likes to buy really good tickets to big sporting events and show up in Florida Marlins gear.
Anyway, Friday night in Cleveland was a tough time to be Marlins Man. He left the Indians game early that night, on account of what he described as a hail of abuse thrown his way, the likes of which he’d never experienced in 15 years of … being Marlins Man, I guess.
Marlins Man went on quite a tweet storm about this incident, and if you want to know what that was like, well …
There has also been a Hiroshima reference.
Marlins Man has been fighting off Cleveland Twitter for the last couple of days, and it appears he’s finally had it.
Presumably, Marlins Man is in Oakland for Game 7 of the NBA Finals tonight. Wonder who he’s rooting for.