Cristiano Ronaldo Stepped Into Octagon with Conor McGregor, Wore Tight Denim Shorts

Cristiano Ronaldo is rehabbing an injury and may not be available for Real Madrid’s season opener. So you’ll excuse us for not buying the idea he and Conor McGregor did anything more than stand near each other in the octagon.

We do, however, have a plethora of questions about Ronaldo’s shorts. Why are there so many drawstrings? Why are both of them suggestively untied? Is that real denim or faux denim? Could they be any tighter?

Ronaldo also got some face time with Jennifer Lopez during his Las Vegas jaunt. Must be nice.

Just spitballing here but the world-class footballer would not make it as an MMA fighter. It’s hard to imagine him staying upright after even the slightest contact.

Not to be outdone, Lionel Messi dyed his hair blond over the weekend, turning the clock back to 1999 and making everyone nostalgic for TRL.