Traditionally, if you need to show somebody getting blasted in the face with a foodstuff for comic effect, you go with a cream pie. It’s a comedy staple that goes as far back as moving pictures themselves.
Alas, a new contender has entered the competition. Consider … nacho cheese.
It makes a big mess, it’s distinctly colored, it’s unnecessary garbage food and, man does it look funny smashing into somebody’s face.
On the other hand, there is pizza.