Johnny Cueto has 531 career plate appearances in 9 seasons. Over that time he has 46 singles and 1 double. He is a career .109 hitter. Luckily, he gets paid to pitch so each of those 47 hits was a surprising bonus. Last night against the Los Angeles Dodgers, Cueto did not treat his team to a surprising bonus. Here he is taking a run at a pitch from Rich Hill. Literally.
Remember that earlier this season he actually made contact with a similar hop in his step.