Roundup: Headline of the Year; Harambe Jerseys Resurrected; John Boehner's New Job

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Roundup: Headline of the Year; Harambe Jerseys Resurrected; John Boehner's New Job

Roundup

Roundup: Headline of the Year; Harambe Jerseys Resurrected; John Boehner's New Job

Peter Thiel vs. ChicagoCollege football games are getting longer  … The TSA’s bomb-sniffing dogs aren’t getting the job done … Not standing up for Pledge of Allegiance results in docked grade … Jeff Fisher to be rewarded for all his success … Customized Harambe jerseys back from the dead … 13-year-old fatally shot by police in ColumbusAaron Rodgers has a good memory … Smoking enthusiast John Boehner takes job with tobacco companySheryl Sandberg as Treasury Secretary Bill Murray taking job as bartenderCarson Wentz’s debut in contextScary clown turns out to be hoaxPeople have the right to voteFlight attendant filled with pride after seeing SullyFox co-presidents sign long-term deals … Might watch This Is UsRichie Incognito has a “zen den”Donald Trump Jr.’s gas chamber commentFrom UCLA benchwarmers to TV creatorsRaiders move one step closer to Las VegasCup Noodles getting recipe changeRobby Gordon’s father found deadHarley Quinn getting a spinoff Hillary Clinton returned to the campaign trail … Wade Phillips doesn’t want to hear allegations of dirty play … Penn State’s plan to honor Joe PaternoBrendan Dassey wants out while appeal is pending

Free movie idea: what if Donald Trump and Tom Brady actually switched bodies? [Boston Globe]

Jay Z calls the war on drugs an “epic fail.” [New York Times]

This is wrong. Notre Dame is a Michigan State rival. Wake up, kids. [State News]

What Snowden is really about. [New Yorker]

Butt-chugging frat follow-up yields potential headline of year. [Daily Beacon]

Bills Mafia remains undefeated.

Good snake here.

Antonio Brown vs. high school defenders wasn’t fair.

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