Theo Epstein Is Not Good At Disguises

ANAHEIM, CA - APRIL 04:  Chicago Cubs President of Baseball Operations Theo Epstein looks on prior to the Opening Day game against the Los Angeles Angels at Angel Stadium of Anaheim on April 4, 2016 in Anaheim, California.  (Photo by Sean M. Haffey/Getty Images)

Theo Epstein Is Not Good At Disguises

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Theo Epstein Is Not Good At Disguises

Theo Epstein can currently bask in the fact that his Chicago Cubs have already clinched the National League Central division and boast the best record in baseball. His rebuild of the franchise has been stunningly successful. So how did he celebrate? By throwing on a really bad disguise and watching a game from the Wrigley Field bleachers on Friday.

Look, Theo, I won’t tell you how to do your job, because you’ve been wildly successful at it, but if you’re going to go undercover, you’re going to need a lot of work. The Sterling Archer mustache needs more added to it. Possibly a full beard or maybe a priest’s frock? How about going full Tom Selleck and throwing on a Tigers hat and a Hawaiian shirt?

Whatever you do, step your game up man!

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