Theo Epstein can currently bask in the fact that his Chicago Cubs have already clinched the National League Central division and boast the best record in baseball. His rebuild of the franchise has been stunningly successful. So how did he celebrate? By throwing on a really bad disguise and watching a game from the Wrigley Field bleachers on Friday.

Look, Theo, I won’t tell you how to do your job, because you’ve been wildly successful at it, but if you’re going to go undercover, you’re going to need a lot of work. The Sterling Archer mustache needs more added to it. Possibly a full beard or maybe a priest’s frock? How about going full Tom Selleck and throwing on a Tigers hat and a Hawaiian shirt?

Whatever you do, step your game up man!