Matt Millen Blamed Muff On Colorado Punter's Long Hair
By Ty Duffy
Colorado set up Michigan with great field position after an awful punt. Colorado’s punter has long hair. Matt Millen, as a joke(?), blamed it on his hair. Clearly, a less hippie-ish punter would have got the ball off cleanly there.
By this logic, we can attribute Matt Millen’s complete and utter failure as Lions GM to distraction from that persistent mustache tickle on his upper lip.