Caraun Reid got himself a genuine fat guy touchdown against the Indianapolis Colts. The San Diego Chargers defensive lineman scooped up an Andrew Luck fumble and rumbled 61 yards to complete everyone’s favorite play in football.
Get that man some oxygen!
In a side note, Reid is a Priceton grad who was pre-med and scored an 1,880 on his SAT. I’m willing to go out on a limb and say that was the smartest fat guy touchdown in NFL history.