NFL teams are wearing color rush uniforms for Thursday Night Football this season due to a belief fans want to see large men wear clownish garb while playing a violent game. There have been some poor installments (the Ketchup vs. Mustard Bowl last year comes to mind) but the Miami Dolphins may take the prize for most retina-burning with these orange numbers.
A word of warning: do not look directly at them. Use the same caution as when viewing the sun. We may not know the full extent of the damage they’ll do to American eyes until the study is completed in a few years.
The Cincinnati Bengals are wearing this, meaning they missed out on a great opportunity to be the Harry Dunne Miami’s Lloyd Christmas.
Be careful out there, folks. Weeknight football can be hazardous to your health.