Hurricane Matthew is a monster … New NBA CBA could be coming soon … Johnny Manziel reinstated … A bull moose is having a grand old time touring Bismark … Teams keep forfeiting to a Washington high school football team because they’re so big … Former Alabama football player files lawsuit over concussion treatment … ECU football player charged with larceny, dismissed … What is a clown … Cubs fans should be worried … Punches thrown in Parliament … Donald Trump’s true impact on Fox News … Leonardo DiCaprio’s movies, ranked … Houston Astros minor leaguer sent a regrettable tweet about Jessica Mendoza … Dangerous cocktail recipes to spice up your weekend … Dwyane Wade says LeBron James will never surpass Michael Jordan … David Feherty sees this election as a muppet show … LSU-Florida postponed due to Hurricane Matthew … Broadway to go dark during election … Feel bad for the real clowns getting a bad name … Train Hoboken crash was going twice the limit … Could Cam Newton’s career be cut short by concussions … Brad Pitt saw his kids … All of the nouns Trump’s insulted on Twitter … How hurricanes can upend politics … Hannah Simone.
Twitter stock took a dive. [Hollywood Reporter]
Why Megan Rapinoe is kneeling. [Players Tribune]
Golden State Kevin Durant trying to make people forget Oklahoma City Kevin Durant. [Mercury News]
Post-Traumatic Miss Disorder and its affect on NFL kickers. [WSJ]
Well, that’s bleak.
A headline you can use.
Ridiculous high school touchdown run.
A bad lip reading of the first Presidential debate.
Owen — “One of These Days”