Roundup: Michelle Obama's Speech; New Star Wars Trailer; Clayton Kershaw Saves Day

Michelle Obama delivered a stirring speech …Trump cancelled a Sean Hannity interview …Carson Wentz left a generous tip … Uber drivers now eligible for jobless payments in NY … Jessica Ennis-Hill retires … Chris Bosh will likely be waived … Appears Alex Trebek ruffled some feathers … Judge signs criminal summons for Chris Christie’s role in Bridgegate … Jill Biden, Flyers fan … Google to make voting even easier … Dustin Pedroia had knee surgery … It’s all going to be alright … Detroit is full of debtors … Serial exhibitionist is a label to avoid … Corey Feldman was on the Today Show again … Evan McMillan could win Utah … Always record your beer pong games … Why Bob Dylan deserves the Nobel Prize … War of words between LSU and Florida reveals leadership void in SEC … Curt Schilling left a Fox News anchor speechless … Lou Dobbs with a lapse in judgment … Clowns have forced Ronald McDonald into hiding … Kentucky basketball fearing nip slips this year … LeBron James intends to attend college … Pro skateboarder Dylan Reider dies at 28 … Joanna Krupa.

Fascinating read on the death of Will Smith. [Sports Illustrated]

Brent and Miko Grimes owe nearly $200,000 in federal taxes. [Miami Herald]

Don’t worry, we’re already trying to find skeletons in Ken Bone’s closet. [Gizmodo]

The Queen was advised not to marry Philip because he was too funny. [Vanity Fair]

Clayton Kershaw came out of the bullpen to get the save as the Los Angeles Dodgers advanced to the National League Championship Series. [LA Times]

Jim Schwartz wasn’t entirely sure who Kirk Cousins was when questioned.

I miss the state of Michigan floor.

Your state’s preferred Halloween candy is gross.

Rogue One: A Star Wars story if you’re into that kind of thing.

Don’t mess with great white sharks.

You just don’t hear Lunch Lady Land discussed in public anymore.