Mike Leach had his weekly press conference on Monday and one media member called in to ask why Jamal Morrow had been the only team captain for so long. Instead of just saying, “captains are overrated and Morrow seems to have good luck,” he went on for 10 straight minutes about, well, a lot of stuff. Did you know it’s possible for a team to kick off both halves? I didn’t, but it’s happened multiple times. And I know that thanks to this rambling bit of storytelling from Mike Leach. Watch. Enjoy.