Borussia Dortmund midfielder Felix Passlack showcased his ability to juggle chewing gum during a match against Union Berlin on Wednesday. How he discovered he has this ability is anyone’s guess. As impressive as it is, we can’t help but wonder if the skill might be more useful if he popped the gum into an opponent’s mouth when they weren’t expecting it. That right there is how you gain a competitive advantage.
Or the Fever set a record for futility.
Hugh Freeze was in near constant contact with a dirty Ole Miss booster.