It’s a difficult job getting Phoenix Suns fans excited for basketball but someone has to do it. The team’s hype dancers tried their best on Sunday night, leaving it all out on the hardwood. Especially our man in the middle here. His backflip attempt never really made it past the concept phase. One has to give him credit for playing it off with poise, though. No need to draw attention to yourself when there’s a rambunctious gorilla hogging all the spotlight.
The Knicks need to just buy out Carmelo Anthony.
The Celtics want to land both Paul George and Gordon Hayward.
Not unreasonable to expect now.
We have updated the list.
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“All very sad. Enjoy the summer.”