Shannon Woodward … Civil War statues vandalized … the Stock Market rallied yesterday … South Park had last-minute re-writes because of Trump’s win … Twitter COO stepping down .. former Bethlehem Steel site outside Buffalo burned down … adult club infringing copyright by playing songs without permission … CNN is mad one of its clips went viral … Vladamir Putin has already reached out to Trump … Aussie police search woman, find koala bear … bare-chested women were arrested while protesting Trump during voting … the election was about the issues … voice of “You’ve got mail” is now an Uber driver … robbers took a taxi to a house and then stiffed the driver … TV’s political satire let us down … there were lots of anti-Trump protests on Wednesday … many of Trump’s promises might be difficult to fulfill …
Is Conor McGregor the biggest fighter since Ali? [Bleacher Report]
Man, it was so close to Hillary Clinton winning in a landslide and the polls being right! 
Jerry Jones confronted the NFL investigator looking into Ezekiel Elliott. [ESPNW]
The top three-point shooter in the NBA right now? Joel Embiid. [CSN Philly]
Harrison Barnes and Andrew Bogut, two cornerstones of the Warriors winning era, returned to Oracle last night. [Mercury News]
John Wall was fined $25K for an interaction with an official. [Twitter]
Miami Hurricanes guard suspended for first 3 games of the season. [Local 10]
A Ned Flanders-themed metal band. Not Safe For Ears.
Former San Francisco 49er Jarryd Hayne was giving a presentation at a high school when porn popped up on screen.
Touchdown celebrations form the China Bowl.