Los Angeles Rams Buy Really Nice Shovel, Will Probably Use It Once and Put It In Garage

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Los Angeles Rams Buy Really Nice Shovel, Will Probably Use It Once and Put It In Garage

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Los Angeles Rams Buy Really Nice Shovel, Will Probably Use It Once and Put It In Garage

The Los Angeles Rams are breaking ground today on the site where their brand new state-of-the-art football stadium will be built. Here are very detailed images of the shovel which is maybe the fanciest shovel every made. Just look at the Rams logo and the words that say what the shovel is used for.

I mean, shoot. Look at this freaking shovel. It’s a real beaut. What a shovel. I can’t get over this shovel. Just sitting there on a couch. That’s not where you keep a shovel usually. That’s how you know they haven’t used the shovel yet. You would never put a used shovel on furniture. Used shovels go in the garage. The window for putting a shovel on furniture is very small. Christmas. Birthday. Groundbreaking. Special occasions. That’s it. After that the shovel goes in the garage. Or basement. Definitely not furniture. Then a few decades later it looks like this.

That’s an ugly shovel. We should see if we can borrow the Rams’ shovel to dig a hole to bury this shovel. Then let’s clean up and go sit on the sofa where the nice shovel used to be before it got all dirty digging a hole to bury that lesser shovel.

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