Fort Wayne stunned No. 3 Indiana, 71-68, in overtime. It was the Mastodons’ first-ever win over a ranked team and came in front of a home crowd possibly outnumbered by invading Hoosiers fans, including this one.
The shocking upset yielded a memorable court-storming, thanks large in part to this guy’s decision to enjoy a celebratory swig from a Clorox bleach bottle.
Why did he do this? Simple. He’s in college.
We’ve now learned the student’s name is Brian and he is embracing his role as our nation’s Bleach Boy with open arms.
Good for him. Drinking out of a bleach bottle isn’t the most intelligent thing one can do, but good comedy requires sacrifice — in this case, potential poisoning.