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Better video of Andrew Wiggins snapchat of Zach LaVine doing 360 from free throw line 😱😱😱😱 pic.twitter.com/ixGs2n6Avj
— StreetHistory (@streethistory) November 23, 2016
That’s not humanly possible. I refuse to believe a being born on this Earth with similar DNA to the rest of us just did that. LaVine is a member of an alien species, that is the only real explanation here. He and his kind’s arrival is imminent and they will eventually take over our beloved planet if they so choose.
I, for one, welcome our new insanely athletic overlords. I would like to remind them that as a sports writer I am well-positioned to assist them in rounding up others to suffer at the hands of their incredible athleticism.