Felicity Jones from Rogue One: A Star Wars Story because pageviews are important … seriously, how about that new Star Wars … Jim Harbaugh once saw a Star Wars … viral Santa Claus story unverifiable, but maybe for a good reason … disturbing video of camels being abused in a living nativity scene … Texas is trying to enact a fetal burial rule … monogamy killed the penis bone … teen bullying victim who committed suicide still being bullied … a whole bunch of Yahoo! accounts were breached back in 2013 … member of Fifth Harmony arrested for marijuana possession … Ryan Lochte is pregnant …
The NFL’s perfect player is Dallas Cowboys’ longsnapper, LP Ladouceur. [Guardian]
Some more about Lonzo Ball’s UCLA-bound little brothers. [ESPN]
An argument for watching each and ever college bowl game. [AP]
Turns out the Lakers are right where they want to be. [Bleacher Report]
FAU’s first recruit under Lane Kiffin is De’Andre Johnson who was kicked out of Florida State after punching a woman. [ESPN]
Auction for Bruce Springsteen’s first car is over $100,000. [FOX Sports]
Rollie Massimino got win number 800 last night. [ESPN]
Former Texas track coach claims there is more to Major Applewhite’s affair than Texas admits. [Austin American-Statesman]
The Rio Olympics have not been paid off yet. [AP]
Weird and disturbing sexual assault case with three women and a passed out soccer player. [Mirror]
Who would you rather fight?
XFL 30 for 30.
Chuck E. Cheese challenge.
Here’s a baby in a lion costume hanging out with lions at the zoo.