Lady Gaga kicked off her Super Bowl LI halftime show by paying tribute to the United States of America and then leaping from the roof of NRG Stadium down to the stage below — which really, is as American as it gets if you think about it. Not quite as dramatic as Felix Baumgartner jumping from space, but still pretty cool.
LeBron James and Russell Westbrook together?
O.J. Simpson won’t be welcome at USC when he is paroled.
And another and another and another.
Kyrie Irving will not be traded to the New York Knicks.
Everyone gets thrown out.