Michigan upset Louisville 73-69 to reach the Sweet 16. John Beilein brought in the super soaker for the post-game celebration. Alas, it was no match for the open water bottles.
LeBron James and Russell Westbrook together?
O.J. Simpson won’t be welcome at USC when he is paroled.
And another and another and another.
Kyrie Irving will not be traded to the New York Knicks.
Everyone gets thrown out.