Cristiano Ronaldo is from Portugal’s Madeira Islands. They renamed the Madeira Islands airport after him as “Aeroporto Cristiano Ronaldo.” Normally, that would be the lede. But, the airport commissioned a bust of him for the occasion. Woof.
Ronaldo, by most objective measures, is a pretty handsome man. This brutal depiction of him is Cesar Augustus in reverse. Besides the contorted grimace, the facial feature to head size ratio is more than a bit off. We can only conclude the artist was a Barcelona fan.