Amanda Crew … epic detention slips … New York State taxpayers have two expensive unfinished rest areas … man with many fake IDs arrested while trying to buy $10k in flooring … sex trafficking in Maryland … reality TV contestants emerge from year in the wild to find out their show was canceled … Wisconsin man gets teens in 4 states to send hundreds of lurid photos … Indonesian man’s body found inside python … Mexican news editor shot … Texas church bus crashes, 12 die … Ivanka Trump is taking a job in the White House … there are going to be a million more Fast & Furious movies … something about the boy Kardashian and two celebrities … reporter reacts to reaction of Sean Spicer telling her to stop shaking her head …
Dickey Betts’ wife threatened to shoot high school rowers from a nearby dock. [Herald-Tribune]
USF football player injured and arrested following road rage incident. [NBC Miami]
Texas high school football players accused of sodomizing teammates during hazing. [The Daily Beast]
Lance Stephenson signed a 3-year deal with the Pacers. [FOX Sports]
Did Northwestern try to run off one of their scholarship basketball players? [VICE]
Diamond Dallas Page reflects on WWE Hall of Fame induction. [The Post Game]
The billion dollar NFL concussion settlement is not going great. [ESPN]
The Saints are not close to signing Johnny Manziel. [NFL]
The Spurs jumped out to a huge lead and then blew it to the Warriors. [ESPN]
And here’s video…
In November two of Gonzaga’s tallest players visited a local news channel and took a picture with one of the smallest anchors.
The San Francisco Giants have a new closer. Watch baseball!
Silicon Valley returns in like 4 weeks!
Toby as the Scranton Strangler is my new favorite pointless fan theory.
Finally, here’s the first trailer for the remake of Stephen King’s “IT.”