Greatness comes in all shapes and sizes. It can also occur at any time, even a late May morning on a network game show. Ryan, America’s newest viral sensation, won his way up on stage during The Price is Right and was rewarded with Plinko — arguably the best game. And, folks, I am thrilled to report that Ryan made the most of his moment by dominating Plinko in a way no one ever has, setting a new high score of 31,500. But it wasn’t so much what Ryan did, it was how he did it: with great gusto and confidence.
Even I, a person who is very much numb to the world’s pleasures, felt actual human joy when Ryan whipped the crowd into a frenzy by chanting his own name.
Enjoy your 15 minutes, Ryan. You’ve more than earned them.
Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!