Andre Roberson signed a 3-year, $30 million contract with the Oklahoma City Thunder this week. He went out to celebrate at the Chupacabra Cantina in Austin, Texas according to TMZ. It was there that he tipped $13.97 on a $487.13 bill.
Bad math aside (he was trying to leave an even $500) Roberson said there was no service and didn’t feel like he should have had to leave a tip. The truth doesn’t really matter because Roberson will forever be a bad tipper in the eyes of the Internet now. And his teammates aren’t going to let him live it down either.