VIDEO: Dude Trying to Jump Over Speeding Hay Bale Has Immediate Regrets

Trying to leap over a hard-charging hay bale is quite far to one side of the ideas spectrum, so there’s no real surprise it ended in disaster. This fella never had a chance. There’s a significant possibility he was bragging about his high school football stats a few minutes before this poorly-conceived drill.

But, hey, lesson learned. The low man — or bale — always wins.