Tiger Woods is back from the depths of the sea where he caught this giant lobster. Look at that freaking thing. And look at that water. I can assure you the “Albany” Tiger mentions in this tweet is not Albany, New York. Unless that is the Hudson River. (Spoiler: That is not the Hudson River.)
It has been [fill in the amount of time] since we last saw Tiger swing a golf club but there’s always hope he’ll return at full strength in [next calendar year]. In the meantime, it’s good that he’s still finding ways to put food on the table for his kids.