Vermont is alive in the Little League World Series even if their shortstop’s chances with an older woman aren’t. Unless she’s chaperoning the diversity dance. You never know.
Update: Vermont beat Massachusetts on Tuesday. If this is a photoshop, good job going the extra mile to take a crappy picture like the person behind the Will Smith Aladdin credits rap.
Update 2: Unfortunately, it’s fake.
Yesterday a player said his favorite athlete was himself. Little leaguers have much more confidence in 2017 than when I was a kid. I guess that’s a side effect of being able to hit a baseball 500 feet.