Classic Windy. The man hustles. But even he has his limits, as became clear in his next tweet.
Man, you see, must be guided by virtue. Or, at the very least, cliches. And two seem applicable here:
- Discretion is the better part of valor — there’s not much valor in ruining a romantic vacation by dissecting potential PER and predicting something as unpredictable as team chemistry.
- When in Rome, do as the Romans do — and if there’s one thing they don’t do, it’s fret over the Eastern Conference of the NBA.
As someone who once watched an illegal feed of a Notre Dame-Michigan State football game in a dark hotel bathroom at 3:30 a.m. Rome time during a honeymoon, I feel confident saying Windhorst will not regret his choice.