Allie Silva, a model … Texas: “Severed head leads to discovery of two bodies” … the Daily Mail posted a collection of Instagram and snapchat photos from the holiday weekend? … “ICE Wrongly Imprisoned an American Citizen for 1,273 Days. Judges Say He’s Owed $0″ … Hilary Duff went to the beach in Malibu, and paparazzi were there … I never use Rotten Tomatoes but, “Movies whose reviews publish well in advance have significantly higher Rotten Tomatoes scores” … Madonna vs Fed Ex … “Car Strikes 8 People at South Philadelphia Block Party” … a cop in Ohio thought a journalist had a gun, so he shot him; the journalist had a camera and tripod …
Wayne Rooney got popped for DUI while driving the car of a girl he met at a bar. Rooney’s wife was at home, pregnant with the couple’s 4th child. [Goal.com]
Mike Florio with a pretty killer takedown of that stooge who “confirmed” the Ezekiel Elliott 6-game suspension, “arbitrator” Harold Henderson. [PFT]
I like the concept of ranking college football QBs, but please, you can’t have Sam Darnold “trending down.” [CFB Country]
Come on Bruce Arena, stop trying to come up with excuses in case the US doesn’t qualify for the World Cup. [ESPN]
“Woman ends Tinder date stuck in window trying to grab her own poop.” [NY Post]
It cost $1 million to install metal detectors at Memorial Stadium for Kansas football games. [KC TV 5]
Someone named Lil’ Duval got clowned by John Wall.
Plane makes emergency landing after something blew out one of its engines.
Is it OK to say that Tom Cruise makes movies I want to see?