LAS VEGAS, NV – FEBRUARY 05: A fan tries to tackle league MVP Kyle DeHaven #1 of the Baltimore Charm during a halftime promotion at the Lingerie Football League’s Lingerie Bowl IX between the Los Angeles Temptation and the Philadelphia Passion at the Orleans Arena February 5, 2012 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Los Angeles won 28-6. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
Like this is going to help.
He makes it look easy.
Laughs all around.
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A butt pun.