NEW YORK, NY – NOVEMBER 16: Tyler Haws #3 of the Brigham Young Cougars prepares to take a free throw against Florida State Seminoles during the first round game of the Coaches Vs. Cancer Classic at the Barclays Center on November 16, 2012 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. (Photo by Alex Trautwig/Getty Images)
Like this is going to help.
He makes it look easy.
Laughs all around.
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A butt pun.