 Author ArchiveFeb 09 Lombardi Trophy Rides Shotgun; Kendra Wilkinson’s Post-Super Bowl MeltdownAthletes and Celebrities, Goooooood Morning Sports Hernia, NFL 46 Comments »
Like any other championship game, it’s been an array of emotions since the final seconds ticked away in Super Bowl 44. Read the rest of this entry » Feb 08 Saints Win Super Bowl, Earn Customary Awful Championship HatGoooooood Morning Sports Hernia, Hats!, NFL 22 Comments »
Last year’s hats for Pittsburgh were inexplicably Seahawks-themed, while this year’s winning masterpiece has a mini-story that wraps around the side. [ED. Jump contains Bourbon Street nudity.] Read the rest of this entry » Feb 05
Feb 05 Ron Jaworski Takes no PrisonersESPN, Goooooood Morning Sports Hernia, NFL, Strippers 203 Comments »
Shorty after dropping this youngster for a five-yard loss, Jaws celebrated the herculean effort by riding the Gatorade blocking pad like a horse for a good twenty minutes, and then breaking down the replay in the NFL Match-Up studio for approximately six hours.                                   Read the rest of this entry »  Justin Verlander will be a Detroit Tiger through the 2014 season. According to everyone, the two sides have agreed on a 5-year, $80 million deal. In 35 starts last season Verlander threw a total of 240 innings and, even after a bumpy April, went seven or more innings in 23 of those starts. However, with a gigantic truckload of cash and high expectations coming off a 19-9 season, expect him to return to his horrendous form of 2008. [Everyone] (79)Feb 04 Merril Hoge Inexplicably Borrows Tie From BeetlejuiceESPN, Goooooood Morning Sports Hernia, NFL 42 Comments »
A tie should at least pass the first rib before one nods at the mirror and enters society, no? Hoge’s attempt here has to be the shortest tie seen on a grown man since Karl Malone’s epic stroll to the podium in the 1985 NBA draft. ESPN will be in Miami for three more days of tireless Super Bowl coverage. Chris Berman needs to break out one of his live fish ties to top this. Feb 03
Here’s the superintendent’s rationale: Read the rest of this entry » Feb 03
Either a caged copywriter decided to have a little fun with his lavish 3″ x 4″ canvas, or all creative presentations at Spirit Airlines are done in the nude. Whatever the reason, muff wins yet again. Read the rest of this entry » Feb 02 Super Bowl XLIV: Guaranteed to Win? HookersGoooooood Morning Sports Hernia, Hookers, NFL 20 Comments »
What everyone should really be asking: “I wonder how much the hookers will make?” Read the rest of this entry » Feb 01 Rajon Rondo, the NBA’s Greatest Seventh GraderGoooooood Morning Sports Hernia, NBA, NFL 23 Comments »
This week marks the triumphant, and final, return of “Lost.” What better way to celebrate such a joyful event than by honoring the NBA’s version of Richard Alpert, Rajon Rondo? I’m pretty sure this guy is actually getting younger with each double-double. Seriously, Bow Wow looks like Bill Russell compared to Rondo. Read the rest of this entry »
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