Last week we started (with RotoNation) our Best Fantasy Football Team Name contest. Impressive list of entries. The finalists are below, and you can vote for your favorite three. Feel free to check out all the entries here.
As reminder, the top five winners, will all receive a copy of The Draft Analyzer with the Ultimate Player Rankings Package, which retails for $44.95. Plus, the top vote-getter gets a guest post at RotoNation. Read the rest of this entry »
While the Nationals have been playing in Washington DC for three years already, baseball officially returned to the District last night with opening of Nationals Park. I scored some awesome seats to Opening Night at Nationals Park, and I’m going to take a few minutes to throw out my thoughts on the experience. Read the rest of this entry »
My buddy Dr. Nick and I have a pet peeve that we would like to get off our chest. He’s put together the main points of the argument for your consideration and discussion.
As the NCAA tournament is winding down, now seems like a good time to discuss one of those coaching moves that is widely believed to be “smart,” but on further examination, may actually be really stupid and just another way for coaches to cover their backsides (like punting on fourth-and-short, but that’s another rant for another day).
I’m talking about the decision nearly ALL coaches make to sit their best players when they’re in foul trouble. The is particularly popular when players pick up a second foul late in the first half to avoid the dreaded third foul or midway through the second half when they pick up their fourth. Inevitably, the other team goes on a run (that’s what happens when your best player in on your bench) and by the time you get your stud back in, it’s too little, too late.
Opening Thursday Night (September 4, 7pm)–Washington Redskins @ New York Giants: Jim Zorn gets his “Welcome to the NFL” moment unlike most of other coaches, with a national debut. He’ll be going up against the Giants, and the ‘Skins first choice for head coach, defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo. Who says the NFL doesn’t have a sense humor? By the way, you can thank/blame the republicans and their damned convention for the early start time.
Sunday Night Football (September 7, 8:15pm)–Chicago Bears @ Indianapolis Colts: Going for a little bit of nostalgia, the NFL threw out a Super Bowl XLI rematch, with the Colts opening up their new home Lucas Oil Stadium and hosting the Bears. The Colts will probably continue to do their thing; but, on the other side of the field, amazingly, Rex Grossman will still be the Bears’ quarterback, and Lisa Lampanelli will be breaking in the rookies. (Is that joke dead yet, or does it still have a little bit of life left?)
Monday Night Football Doubleheader (September 8, 7pm and 10:15pm)–Minnesota Vikings @ Green Bay Packers, Denver Broncos @ Oakland Raiders As the comments will probably indicate, what was the NFL thinking?? The beginning of the Aaron Rodgers Era!! Woo-Hoo! A MNF Packers’ game without Brett Favre is likely to make John Madden cry. In the night cap, obviously the league went with a west coast friendly game, but was LaDanian Tomlinson unavailable? Maybe JaMarcus Russell will prove that he was worth the wait. Or, not.
While the first pitches are being thrown, we thought we would take a moment to admire Sarah Chalke…Ah, Sarah Chalke, what’s not to love? Especially, now that we know what kind of underwear she wears…Maybe it’s the goofiness of her characters that makes us think that we could even get into the batter’s box with her…she could even make this look good.
Johan Santana throws too many change-ups. No wonder he’s had a terrible career. (Shea Nation)
Ask Celtics’ owner Wyc Grousbeck anything you want. (Hoopshype – its in the middle column)
Find out how to date Adriana Lima. She’s a bit of a prude–she doesn’t like it when you hit on her girlfriends. (Style.com)
President Bill Clinton also got three out of four Final Four teams correct. (OrbitCast)
80-year old war veteran busts a teenage mugger. How do you ever live that down? (CBS5.com)
He can’t hit anymore, but Luis Gonzalez has a future in the Nanny Arts (Miami Herald)
This is still Derrick Eckardt from RotoNation taking you through the afternoon, while TBL is away for the day. Feel free to email me at derrick@rotonation.com.
Pittsburgh 3, New York Rangers 1: The Pens took over the top seed in the Eastern Conference in what may be a prelude of things to come in May. Despite playing 10 minutes, the Hugh Grant of the NHL was a non-factor. No word if he donated to the economy of the local Pittsburgh businesswomen the previous evening. As asked in the comments yesterday, if the Charlie Sheen of the Rangers can pull Elisha Cuthbert, among other Hollywood starlets, what’s he doing messing around with whores? You mean he can’t pick up some of the talent hanging around Madison Square Garden? Maybe if Avery would share his leftovers with Jaromir Jagr, the Czech native might stay. Are the Pens really guilty of “diving and face-clutching and horrified equipment shedding?” Read the rest of this entry »
Good Morning, TBL is off investigating the true cause of Kaz Matsui’s injury today, so this is Derrick Eckardt from RotoNation taking you through the day. If you have any tips, or just feel the need to email me, you can reach me at derrick@rotonation.com. It’s Opening Day, the Final Four is set, and the Culture Bracket picks back up today, so there’s going to be plenty for you to check out. In the meantime, here’s Hayden just hoping you don’t come down with a case of the Mondays.
Agent Zero doesn’t need all those zeros at the end of his paycheck. (Washington Post)
German engineering: Drink beer and fight cancer at the same time. (National Pub Crawl)
The debate has been settled, here are the Top 50 hottest student bodies in the country. It’s all about the Pac-10. (PopCrunch)
Teddy Roosevelt stopped for a chat with a couple of Braves last night. (Let Teddy Win)
John Calipari calls out UCLA and says they suck, sort of. (Gutty Little Bruins)
Obama goes three for four with his NCAA bracket Final Four (BarackObama.com)
Scientists ruin another thing. Apparently, Dimaggio’s 56-game hitting streak isn’t all that hard to do. (NY Times)
George Mitchell is still talking (pushing 50 minutes here, we could have sworn we just saw Jeremy Schapp dozing off), but after quickly scanning the document, we’ve got some questions that hopefully you can answer. We’ve got to run to the dentist, scoop up an X-Mas present or two, and then try to crash an IMAX showing of I Am Legend, but we’ll be reading your comments on our phone. If we get denied at the movie, we will be at a midnight showing. The questions …
Supposedly, players write checks to clubhouse attendants all the time. But if a guy is giving you drugs, and you’re writing him checks, don’t you realize, ‘hey, I’m leaving a paper trail?’ Is this stupidity or arrogance? Or both? Either way, anytime you have a drug dealer stop by to drop off weed or crack or heroin, make sure to cut him a check.
How in the name of Rick Reilly is Sammy Sosa not listed here?
How do they have a smoking gun for so many players … but not Roger Clemens?
Are Mark Prior and Kerry Wood really stealth, or are they clean?
Maybe it’s just us, but we couldn’t find one current Red Sox player on the list. Oh, that’s not really a question, more of a statement.
What can teams do if they just traded for a cheater, or signed one to a big money deal? Gagne, Tejada, Guillen, LoDuca …
We won’t even ask if fans care because, frankly, they won’t. The sheeple will still buy tickets, go to games, and pad the owners’ pockets with money.
George Mitchell has spoken – well, he’s still speaking – but we just went through that 300-page monster and quickly jotted down names we recognized (there were plenty we had never heard of). Albert Pujols is NOT on the list, and we didn’t see Johnny Damon, either. It’s pretty neat to see the list, but there aren’t any shockers. We made a few pithy comments, feel free to laugh or not.
(Brief aside: Strangely, this is the most interested we’ve been about baseball in a long, long time.)
Andy Pettite Roger Clemens Barry Bonds Bobby Estalella Jason Giambi Miguel Tejada Eric Gagne (can you say career over?) Jeremy Giambi Benito Santiago Gary Sheffield Randy Velarde Lenny Dykstra Jay Gibbons Troy Glaus Denny Neagle Ron Villone Ryan Franklin Mike Stanton Paul Lo Duca (bet the Nationals are thrilled!) Fernando Vina Kevin Brown (there’s a shock!) Matt Herges Chris Donnels Todd Pratt Kevin Young Mike Lansing Larry Bigbie Brian Roberts Jack Cust (poor guy!) Paul Lo Duca Kent Mercker Rick Ankiel (won’t keep him on our fantasy team!) Tim Laker Todd Hundley (told ya!) Mark Carreon Hal Morris Matt Franco Rondell White Jose Canseco Chuck Knoblauch Gregg Zaun David Justice (will it hurt his HOF chances?) F.P. Santangelo (ha!) Glenallen Hill (didn’t he have a four-homer, 10-RBI game?) Mo Vaughn Paul Byrd Jose Guillen Jason Grimsley John Rocker Gary Matthews Jr. Matt Williams