Woody Paige reads blogs, clearly doesn’t like to be ripped. Who does? (Bronco Talk)
Ricky Williams scored three times and the Dolphins beat the Panthers. The loss likely eliminates the Panthers from the playoffs. (PBP, Observer) Read the rest of this entry »
Manu Ginobili swatted a bat on the court in San Antonio Halloween night. It will be a top 10 NBA highlight this season, and a top 50 sports highlight this year. The bat was wounded and flew away or died. Who gives a shit what happened to it - we’re talking about a bat! (Yes, we’re aware of White Nose Syndrome. It is far down our lists of concerns, right before “is it time to switch paper towel brands?” and after “if offered $7,500, would I get in a shark cage in Australia?”) Of course, PETA is outraged about Ginobili’s reaction to the bat. PETA is the worst. They are worse than the radical right and left combined. We may go out and buy a really nice and expensive fur coat tonight just to spite them. Even if we can’t afford it.
Miranda Kerr doing some modeling stuff. More can be found here. It’s Halloween, but I covered that yesterday. Then again, I’ll probably cover it later as I search for material. Send tips people. They make the world go round.
A-Rod has portraits of himself as a centaur. Seriously. (Josh Q Public)
If other NBA players were on CSI: Miami. Just great work. (Stupid Sports Blog)
The Bucks have declined Joe Alexander’s rookie option. Please don’t contact TBL about this. It’s hard enough as it is. (Yahoo!)
Did you see Couples Retreat last night? You did? Please leave now. No, seriously, leave. Don’t make me chase you. Did I mention I saw Zombieland the other night? I did? Good.
My favorite Spice Girl. As I watched some of the SG videos last night for research, it seems that Mrs. Beckham was seldom used. I’m sure she was super talented, but she definitely could have been utilized a bit more.
Got tips? alumnigonzo@gmail.com. Hernia will be around too. I’m sorry to say his hair has taken the weekend off.
Meet Simon Hughes, a 5-year old Texan who “caught” a 12 and a 1/2 foot, 800-pound gator while on a hunting trip with his father. The monster was at the end of a baited hook and when it came out of the water the kid shot it with a junior sized shotgun. From 5 feet away. I don’t care who you are, that just seems like responsible parenting. Read the rest of this entry »
It’s the second weekend of college football so I’m sure everyone is going crazy. The Sports Hernia and The Big Lead will both be around today. Who knows. This could be my only post of the day. If that’s true, I’m probably still in bed.
Megan Fox looked great at the premiere of her new movie which doesn’t look particularly good. Amanda Seyfriend looked pretty good too, but nobody took a picture of just her.
The Eagles take the field against the Jaguars tonight and everyone’s favorite ex-felon will be on the field to take some snaps and throw some balls. Perhaps in the post-game presser he can voice his displeasure with one of his most vocal critics, Robin Starr. Read the rest of this entry »
As per the way things are around here nowadays, the picture of Scarlett Johansson is small enough that you have to squint. In this case, that’s not a bad thing because it’s a scan from a magazine. I think. Either way, here’s a less squinty image of ScarJo. (NSFWife)
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The Red Wings are salary cap geniuses. Or they’re cheating. Whatever. (Mouthpiece)
People in Pittsburgh sure know how to make the best out of a situation when she says “no.” (The Slanch Report)