Nov 20
I think its great that LeBron James is going to play for the Browns. An big athletic tight end that hasn’t played organized football for the better part of a decade is just what the city of Cleveland needs to turn around its football team.
Ironically - or coincidentally, I can never remember - the answer to the Cavaliers’ problems is on the Browns’ roster. Read the rest of this entry »
Nov 13
I don’t think I can top last week’s Pigsplosion, so I won’t try. I guess we could talk about how much Jay Cutler sucks, but that’s already been done to death. Quite frankly, I’m sick of talking about quarterbacks because lets face it - they all suck. It comes down to their lines and the skill players around them. Aaron Rogers, Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Matt Cassel, Dan Marino, Steve DeBerg - they’re all the same. They just have different bad hair cuts. Read the rest of this entry »
Nov 06
Shhhh… I want everyone to be very quiet. Don’t say a word. Don’t even read this post. OK?
OK, are you gone yet? Super. Why did I want you to leave? Because you ruined my picks. Yes, you. Wait, you left. No one is reading this. Perfect. See, going into last week I had an amazing fake gambling record of 53-50. Read it again: 53-50. Let that sink into your mind grapes for a few moments. Read the rest of this entry »
Oct 30
I hate the Jets. They talk too much. They have stupid nicknames. They aren’t that good. I’d much rather watch them lose than just about any other team. Everything about them is obnoxious.
Take for example, “Revis Island.” That sounds so damn stupid. “Sanchise” is just a lazy play of words about a guy who has never done anything except eat a hot dog on the sideline. Then there’s the “mad backer,” Bart Scott. Everything is annoying about this team. Read the rest of this entry »
Oct 23
I’m worried that we’re all waiting for a Brett Favre collapse that isn’t coming. If you look at the schedule, every single game is winnable. Its not like they’re going to run the table, but the conceivably could. (Again, they won’t.) If the defense and Purple Jesus stay healthy, they can overcome any horrible Favre decisions. Read the rest of this entry »
Oct 16
It’s unfair that Rush Limbaugh got kicked out of the group that was trying to buy the Rams. I don’t agree with his politics, but he met the one qualification for owning something - he has money. He wasn’t even a majority owner. Just a person who wanted to own part of a professional franchise. Can you fault the guy for that? Besides, owning the Rams is more of a punishment than anything else. If you dislike Rush Limbaugh, wouldn’t you want him to have to sit through Rams’ games? Read the rest of this entry »
Oct 09
This Sunday might be the worst slate of football games since the UFL premiered. Did you see those uniforms? I was perplexed. What were the designers thinking? Were they thinking? More thoughts on the UFL after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
Oct 02
After Sunday, we’re kind of, sort of a quarter of the way through the regular season. It’s okay, I’m fighting back tears too. Let’s not let the rapid passing of this magical season get us down though. This is a tremendous week of football. There is an absolute prime-time-worthy match up in each of the major NFL time slots this weekend. Read the rest of this entry »
Sep 25
Every week I feel like an idiot. Not for any good reason, but because of my sports predictions. Everything from fantasy football to UFC fights to the pick’em below. It’s probably just the hind-sight is 50/50 thing, but LeBron do I feel stupid sometimes. Read the rest of this entry »
Sep 18
Week 1 of the NFL season was an entertaining 1.We had a few spectacular plays and some great games. One of my friends had the free preview of NFL Ticket, so my roommate and I went over to watch the second half(s) of the early games. That meant I was one of the 12 people actually watching the end of the Broncos-Bengals game. I have to tell you, it was just as rewarding as seeing the replay on SportsCenter. Read the rest of this entry »
